Have a history teacher explain this----- if they can.
Abraham Lincoln was
elected to Congress in 1846.
John
F.
Kennedy was elected to Congress in 1946.
Abraham
Lincoln was elected President in 1860.
John
F.
Kennedy was elected President in 1960.
Both
were
particularly concerned with civil rights.
Both
wives
lost their children while living in the White House.
Both
Presidents were shot on a Friday.
Both
Presidents were shot in the head.
Now
it gets
really weird.
Lincoln's
secretary was named Kennedy.
Kennedy's
Secretary was named Lincoln.
Both
were
assassinated by Southerners.
Both
were
succeeded by Southerners named Johnson.
Andrew
Johnson, who succeeded Lincoln, was born in 1808.
Lyndon
Johnson, who succeeded Kennedy, was born in 1908.
John
Wilkes
Booth, who assassinated Lincoln, was born in 1839.
Lee
Harvey
Oswald, who assassinated Kennedy, was born in 1939.
Both
assassins were known by their three names.
Both
names
are composed of fifteen letters.
Now
hang on
to your seat.
Lincoln was
shot at the theater named 'Ford.'
Kennedy
was
shot in a car called 'Lincoln' made
by 'Ford.'
Lincoln was
shot in a theater and his assassin ran and hid in a
warehouse.
Kennedy
was
shot from a warehouse and his assassin ran and hid in a
theater.
Booth
and
Oswald were assassinated before their trials.
And
here's
the kicker...
A
week before
Lincoln was
shot, he was in Monroe, Maryland
A
week before
Kennedy was shot, he was with Marilyn Monroe.
Creepy
huh? Send
this on, 'cause this is one history lesson people
don't
mind
reading.