CIGARETTES AND TAMPONS

A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up and down the aisles. The

sales girl notices him and asks him if she can help him.  He answers

that he is

looking for a box of tampons for his wife.  She directs him down the

correct

aisle.  A few minutes later, he deposits a huge bag of cotton balls and

a

ball of string on the counter. She says, confused, "Sir, I thought you

were

looking for some tampons for your wife?  He answers, " You see, it's

like

this, yesterday, I sent my wife to the store to get me a carton of

cigarettes, and she came back with a tin of tobacco and some rolling

papers;

cause it's sooo-ooo--oo-ooo much cheaper.  So, I figure if I have to

roll my

own ..........  so does she.

(I figure this guy is the one on the milk carton!)