A young blonde woman decides to try horseback riding, even though she has had no lessons or prior experience. She mounts the horse unassisted and the horse immediately springs into action.
As it gallops
along at a steady and rhythmic pace, the blonde begins to slip from the
saddle. In terror, she grabs for the horse's mane, but cannot get a
firm grip. She tries to throw her arms around the horse's neck, but she
slides down the side of the horse anyway!
The horse gallops
along, seemingly impervious to it’s slipping rider. Finally, losing her
frail grip, the blonde attempts to leap away from the horse and throw
herself to safety.
Unfortunately, her foot becomes entangled in
the stirrup and she is now at the mercy of the horse's pounding hooves
as her head is struck against the ground over and over and over.
As
her head is battered against the ground and she is mere moments away
from unconsciousness, to her great fortune, Frank, the Wal-Mart
greeter, sees her and mercifully unplugs the horse.