CHIEF’S RULES OF ENGAGEMENT

Rule 1. – The Chief is right.

Rule 2. – In the impossible hypothesis that a subordinate may be right, rule

                 1 becomes immediately operative.

Rule 3. – The Chief does not sleep, he rest.

Rule 4. – The Chief is never late: he is delayed elsewhere.

Rule 5. – The Chief never leaves his work: his presence is required elsewhere.

Rule 6. – The Chief never reads the paper in his office: he studies.

Rule 7. – The Chief never takes liberties with his secretary: he educates her.

Rule 8. – Whoever may enter the Chief’s office with an idea of his own must

                  leave the office with his Chief’s ideas.

Rule 9. – The Chief is always Chief even in bathing togs.

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